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Just when he’s about to climax, scream “NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION” and push him into Boston Harbor.

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A writer is a world trapped in a person.
Victor Hugo (via dixonngreene)

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do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 

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dont judge a book by its cover. my math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. i did not enjoy myself at all

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you know it’s going to be a shit day when a mozzie flies up your nose 

it me
me when it me (via saranghaeyos)

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you know what? I’m so glad that we have two feet… because that means we have two shoes… which means i’ve got not one but two chances to accurately hit the spider with my shoe

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