faraashah:

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

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itsbananasky:

paulo1124:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I want you naked on top of me.

I want you naked on top of me, Please.

(via triptophobias)

fuck.

everyone says they love my hair

but when you have to allocate a fucking hour out of the day just to get the knots out

you learn to hate it

#curlyhairedproblems

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

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thrillingtales:

#studentloans

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hedlunds:

Just when he’s about to climax, scream “NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION” and push him into Boston Harbor.

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A writer is a world trapped in a person.
Victor Hugo (via dixonngreene)

(via psychologicalmumbojumbo)

do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 

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